The Wheelsurf - calling all thrillseekers

[Neighborhood, day. Barbardy stops Craig's father in his car and is writing out a ticket when the large wheel zips by them.]
Officer Barbrady: Uh what the hell was that?
[Dowtown South Park. People walk about doing stuff. The giant wheel zips by them as well, but few seem to notice.]
Stuart: What the hell was that?
Randy: I dunno, it was going so fast I couldn't see it. [looks at Stuart] But I want one.
Stuart: Yep, me too.
[Garrison's house, curb level. The giant wheel stops and two legs dismount. It's Mr. Garrison, beaming with pride and confidence]
Mr. Garrison: We've done it, Mr. Hat. Airline companies be damned. We've invented a whole new mode of transportation! Get some investors on the phone! [Mr. Hat doesn't move] Well what are you waiting for?!